Royal Teacup Dress: A Little Bit of Sass for Your Inner Princess!
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Heartbreaker Crop: Devastatingly Chic. Get Yours Now, Love.
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Heartbreaker Collar: Seduction in a Top.
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Heartbreaker's Own Knitted Vest: Crafted for the Charming Rogue, a Touch of British Intrigue.
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The Kensington Blazer: Effortless Style in Supple PU Leather for the Modern Gentleman.
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Bow Crop Top with Puffed Sleeves: Effortlessly Chic & Ready for Anything!
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Heartbreaker's Game: His & Hers, Matching Set of Devastatingly Chic Style.
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Darling Dress: Puff Sleeves & a Midi Wrap, Ready for Anything!
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Checkmate Chic: Your Must-Have Plaid Puff Sleeve Shirt for Autumn Adventures
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Corduroy Crop Top with Puffed Sleeves: A Touch of Vintage Charm for Your Wardrobe.
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